officialfrenchtoast:

when one of my posts gets more than 5 notes

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untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.
mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

(Source: lamegrownup)

oknope:

i never make the same mistake twice.

i make it five or six times, just to be sure.

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror